“Sexy” · Season 2, Episode 15
In this episode: Santana Lopez (7), Brittany Pierce (7), Will Schuester (6), Holly (6), Kurt Hummel (5), Puck (4), Artie Abrams (3), Finn Hudson (2)
Kurt, when you're ready, I want you to be able to... do everything. But when you're ready I want you to, use it as a way to connect to another person. Don't throw yourself around, like you don't matter. 'Cause you matter, Kurt.
[pause] Is that it?
That's it, for now. Can I make you some toast?
I think I'll take it up to my room to eat while I look over my new pamphlets
[he gathers the gay sex Ed pamphlets his father has brought home]
. Thank you Dad.
You're welcome.
[Kurt leaves. Burt sighs a deep sigh of relief]
In the hallways:
[walks to Brittany] Hi.
Hi.
Can we talk?
But we never do that.
I know but, um, I wanted to thank you for performing that song with me in Glee club.
Yeah.
'Cause it's made me do a lot of thinking. What I realize is why I'm such a bitch all the time. I'm a bitch because I'm angry. I'm angry because I have all of these feelings, feelings for you, that I'm afraid of dealing with...because I'm afraid of dealing with the consequences. And Brittany, I can't go to an Indigo Girls concert. I just can't.
I understand that.
Do you understand what I'm trying to say here?
Not really.
I want to be with you. But I'm afraid of the talks and the looks. I mean, you know what happened to Kurt at this school.
Yeah, but honey...if anyone were to ever make fun of you, you would either kick their ass or slash them with your vicious, vicious words.
[sniffles and begins to cry] Yeah, I know. But...I'm so afraid of what everyone will say behind my back. Still, I have to accept...that I love you. I love you. And I don't want to be with Sam, or Finn, or any of those other guys. I just want you. Please say you love me back. Please...
Of course I love you. I do. And I would totally be with you if it weren't for Artie.
Artie?
I love him too. I don't want to hurt him. That's not right. I can't break up with him.
Yes, you can. He's just a stupid boy.
But it wouldn't be right. Santana, you have to know if Artie and I were to ever break up, and I'm lucky enough that you're still single... [tries to touch Santana's arm]
[pulls her arm away] Don't.
I am so yours. Proudly so.
Yeah, wow. Whoever thought that being fluid meant that you could be so stuck?
Don't. I'm sorry -- [tries to hug Santana]
[pushes her away] Get off me. [leaves]
Once on a dare, I swallowed a thumbtack. And I'm about 90% sure it's still there.
I like wooing you, Lauren. Next to dropping my afternoon deuce, it's my second favorite part of my day.
The key is to use your curling iron in the bathtub to keep you from being burnt.
No.
I made a mistake with Puck. You should have been my first.
You don't want any of this. I'm damaged goods. Yes, that makes me terrific in bed, but it also means I tend to break nice guys like you into Wasa Crackers.
I don't know if you heard...but I am an excellent educator.
I'm attracted to girls, I'm attracted to guys. I made out with a mannequin. I even had a sex dream about a shrub that was just in the shape of a human.
Hmm well we've all been there.
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