GGirl
TOTS!
Oh, my God.
[All the teenagers in the lunchroom are chanting "tots".]
“The Substitute” · Season 2, Episode 7
In this episode: Kurt Hummel (8), Holly (7), Rachel Berry (5), Will Schuester (5), Puck (5), Mercedes Jones (4), Santana Lopez (3), Brittany Pierce (3)
Mr Schue taught me the second half of the alphabet. I stopped after M and N. I felt they were too similar and got frustrated.
HHHolly Holliday
Rachel.. you suck! Oh my God, you're like a total drag! Has anyone ever told you that?
PPuck
(passes by)I have.
HHHolly Holliday
Wow... Your wife's kind of a bitch.
(holds up a piece of broccoli) Do you know what this is?
A toilet brush.
It' broccoli. When I showed this to to Brittany earlier she began to whimper thinking I cut down a small tree where a small family of gummy bears lived.
Lindsey Lohan es bien loca, no?
These kids feel special; they have a voice, and if we don't listen to it, they just tune us out.
Last year a guy asked me to marry him. I moved.
I'm Holly Holliday.
Are you a porn star or a drag queen?
Cee-Lo, that's what I'm talking about!
What would you know about Cee-Lo? You're like... 40.
Top 40, sweet cheeks. Hit it!
Now, when I'm sick there's only one thing that makes me feel better
[Nodding] Gin and Juice
No, Singin' in the Rain.
I thought we were friends.
Yeah, that got boring.
Hey Rachel!
Hello, Ms. Holiday. I'd like you know that I have a very severe bruise on my right buttocks from your game of gansta rap musical chairs. I'll be going on record with the school nurse later today.
You have to admit no matter how toxic our marriage was I was really good at taking care of you when you were sick.
That's because you like me best when I'm weak.
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