Last week we were too sexy, this week we're too religious--we can't win.
Now I know what Miley feels like.
“Grilled Cheesus” · Season 2, Episode 3
In this episode: Kurt Hummel (14), Finn Hudson (12), Brittany Pierce (5), Mercedes Jones (4), Santana Lopez (3), Rachel Berry (2), Quinn Fabray (2), Sue Sylvester (2)
I hope you're happy, Kurt.
Having the week of my life, actually.
Guys, back off Kurt, okay? He had every right to speak his mind.
Look, Kurt, we're sympathetic to what you're going through but siding with Miss Sylvester isn't gonna do anyone any good.
It's doing me some good. Now I don't have to sit around listening to all you mental patients talk about how's there's a God when I know there isn't one.
On the day of my Mom's funeral, when they were lowering her body into the ground, I was crying. I mean that was it. It was the last time I was ever going to see her. And I remember I looked up my dad, and I just wanted to him to say something, just something to make me feel like my whole world wasn't over. And he just took my hand and squeezed it and I just knowing that those hands here to take care of me, that was enough. This is for my dad.
...You get to wear a fabulous hat.
You had me at fabulous hat.
Uh, more importantly, you didn't hurt Sam. It was a 300-pound left tackle who just got expelled because he's on steroids and he's 23. God works in all kinds of mysterious ways, but I'm pretty sure he doesn't spend a lot of time trying to speak to us through sandwiches. You look disappointed.
I am. It was sort of cool feeling like I had this direct line to God. Now I just feel like everybody else, you know, like we're all just floating around in space. I don't like that.
You're not alone. The big questions are really big for a reason--they're hard. But you know what? Absolutely everyone struggles with them.
I'm very impressed with everyone's Sunday best. It's so Christ-chic. I hope our genuflection to the great Spaghetti Monster in the sky doesn't take too long...
I'm sorry about the other day, Dad. I should have let those guys pray for you. It wasn't about me, it was about you, and it was nice. I don't believe in God, Dad, but I believe in you. And I believe in us. You and me – that's what's sacred to me. And I'm sorry that I never got to tell you that. Dad, I'm right here. I'm not going anywhere.
You've given me everything I prayed for and it turns out that Rachel's boobs are really awesome.
Dude, why didn't you just tell us you wanted to pray in Muslim?
NNurse
I'm not Muslim, I'm Sikh.
She's gonna see if acupuncture will improve the circulation to my dad's brain. Amazingly needles pierce the skin better than psalms.... Can you all please leave now?
[leaving] We just wanted to do something.
I'm very impressed with everyone's Sunday best. It's so Christ-chic. I hope our genuflection to the great Spaghetti Monster in the sky doesn't take too long.
Thank you, Grilled Cheesus.
What happens when the Pope dies?
Heaven, you'd think.
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