Geesh! Let loose will ya! STOP BEING SO FREAKIN' UPTIGHT ALL THE TIME!!!!
Kurt, I will see you in the principal's office.
“Britney/Brittany” · Season 2, Episode 2
In this episode: Brittany Pierce (11), Will Schuester (6), Kurt Hummel (5), Rachel Berry (4), Santana Lopez (4), Finn Hudson (3), Sue Sylvester (3), Mercedes Jones (3)
Come here. [hugs Rachel] This is how it's going to happen. I'm going to be quarterback again and I'm going to throw a touchdown in our first game. Then I'm going to point to you in the stands so that everyone in this school knows that you're my girlfriend. All right?
[Jacob and Lauren are watching New Directions perform 'Toxic' during the Homecoming Assembly]
I love Britney Spears!
I wanna be that hat!
Take it off! Yes!
Mr. Schue, let me be your Britney!
[Moans, jumps up and down] It's so sexy! It's so sexy!
Mr. Schue I want you!
[Pointing at the stage] Don't stop doing that! Don't stop doing that! Yes! Yes! [Jacob grabs the butt of the person standing in front of him. It turns out to be a guy] Uh-oh. [The guy punches Jacob]
It's a Britney Spears sex riot! [Pulls the fire alarm]
You know what William? That's what one Hubert Humphrey said back in 1968 at the start of the Democratic National Convention. But then hippies put acid in everyone's bourbon. And when an updraft revealed Lady Bird Johnson's tramp-stamp, and tattoos above her ovaries, Mayor Richard J. Daley became so incensed with sexual rage that he punched his own wife in the face. And spent the next hour screaming "Sex Party!" into the microphones of all three major networks.
I'm gonna sue the pants off of you, Will. I'm going to take your house, your car, your extensive collection of vests -- I mean, seriously, you wear more vests than the cast of Blossom.
You're such a great teacher, Will. No, probably the best in the whole school. So why would you want to be someone else when the someone you already are is so amazing?
Because the boring someone I already am, wasn't good enough for you.
I said what you wanted me to say. And he shot me down. Congratulations, he must really love you.
I'd like to dedicate this song to my boyfriend, Finn. I was wrong, I shouldn't try to control you. I've just, I've never been this happy before. And I realize that I was trying to hold on to how you were making me feel so much that I was strangling you in my hands like a little bird. I get now that in order for this relationship to work, I have to open up my hands and let you fly free.
Finn can fly?
Really?
Wait, I thought I was the only one getting the solos from now on. Next week I'm going to be performing a musical number by Ke$ha.
[to Brittany] Shh!
I would just like to say that from now on I demand to have every solo in glee club. When I had my teeth cleaned I had the most amazing Britney Spears fantasy. I sang and dance better than her. Now I realize what a powerful woman that I am.
You need me to stay with you or anything?
Rachel': No, I've been drinking herbal tea and taking anti-anxiety pills and reading the unabridged biography of Britney Spears. I look forward to the day when paparazzi provokes me and I attack them.
How do you feel about me not being on the football team anymore?
I'm actually kind of happy about it. Now I don't have to fantasize about what song I'd sing at your bedside if you were in a coma.
Kurt, I'm done talking about this!
Geesh! Loose a little, would you? STOP BEING SO FREAKIN' UPTIGHT ALL THE TIME!!!!
Kurt, I'll see you in the principal's office.
Uh-oh.
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