Complete the following sentence -- I feel angry because...
I am listening to this tape.
I feel hopeful because...
This tape must end eventually.
I feel helpless because...
I wonder if anyone's ever kicked an audiotape's ass.
S4Luke Can See Her Face
Whose phone calls or visits are never unwanted or too long? Do you see her face? Who would you most like to have in your life to ward off moments of loneliness? Do you see her face? When you travel, who would make your travels more enjoyable? Do you see her face? When you're in pain, who would you most like to comfort you? Do you see her face? When something wonderful happens in your life -- a promotion at work, a successful refinancing -- who do you want to share the news with? Do you see her face? Whose face appears to you, my friend? Whose face?
[thinking of Lorelai] Whoa.
TTJ
Not your scene?
Not really.
TTJ
Mine neither. This is for the guys. These days, there's nothing I'd rather do in the world than spoon with your sister. [Luke exhales sharply] Stomach again?
That time, yeah.
S4Last Week's Fights, This Week's Tights
If they're small enough to shove up our son's nose, they're too small!
No way could you shove one of these up Davey's nose.
Bet you five bucks.
Get him in here!
[entering] Hey, guys. You probably shouldn't shove a radish up your son's nose. Just thinking out loud.
Rory, you've had quite the dry spell this year.
I have not had a dry spell.
There's not one picture of you with a guy.
TTanya
Oh, no. No. There's one. See? That's Rory with the statue of Eli Yale.
Is this how turkey legs are supposed to look?
CCarrie
I don't know. Take off your pants and let us see.
Did he sound like he was in Philadelphia when he called?
You mean, did I hear guys in the background saying, "Get your Philly cheesesteak here?"
[about the Renaissance Fair themed wedding] Just do me a favor. I'm gonna try to keep a happy, proud look on my face to cover the smirking and about-to-laugh-my-ass-off face just underneath. Help me achieve this.
Oh, come on. They have a community of people, friends, you know, who travel together, engage in silliness, dress in costume. I think it's nice.
S4Raincoats and Recipes
[Lorelai hurriedly pushes Rory out the diner door.]
What's your damage, Heather?
I think I'm dating Luke.
What?
I'm not sure. It's just a possibility. I could be wrong.
But how? When?
I went with him to his sister's wedding, and it was really nice. We had a really good time. We laughed a lot, and we ate, and then we danced.
Danced? How?
We pop-locked.
Was it a fast dance, slow dance, group dance?
It was a slow dance. What is "group dance?"
The hustle, the hora.
No hustle, no hora. It was a slow dance -- a waltz. Luke can waltz.
Luke can waltz?
Luke can waltz.
Look how you just said, "Luke can waltz."
What, I'm just saying, I'm surprised that Luke can waltz.
That sounded more like, "I'm surprised I still have my clothes on." Did you say yes?
When?
To the movie. Did you say yes?
Yes.
That sounds like dating to me.
But maybe he didn't mean it as a date thing. Maybe he just needed to get out of the house, and since I'm currently one of the women sitting home, thinking, "If I could only find a man like Aragorn," he picked me.
And then when I walked you home after the wedding, there was a moment. I thought there was a moment.
There was! There was a moment.
[Luke pauses as if he is making a decision, then steps toward her.]
What are you doing?
Will you just stand still?
[He wraps his arms around her and kisses her deeply. She pulls back, shocked, but then moves toward him again.]
What are you doing?
Will you just stand still?
[She kisses him and he wraps his arms around her again.]
[Lorelai gazes at the rumpled bed and then turns back to Rory]
[about Dean] So what'd he 'borrow'?
I'm sorry I didn't talk to you about it first. I... I know I promised I would, but - I swear I didn't know that this was going to happen! I mean, I didn't know that he was going to show up tonight and it just happened! It's awful for you to find out like this, I know, but everything's okay! I'm okay! And we were, you know, safe, so all those Trojan men jokes all these years really apparently stuck. And I'm lucky, too, because Dean, he's... well, aren't you glad that it happened with someone who's good and really loves me?
He's married.
You don't understand the situation.
Is he still married?
Yes, but-
Then I 'understand the situation'.
He tried the best he could, but it didn't work! It's over!
He told you that?
Yes!
He told you he's leaving her?
Well...
He told you he's moving out, they're getting divorced, he's got a lawyer, they've divided up the Monster Truck season tickets?
[increasingly awkward] We didn't get around to discussing everything.
You didn't 'get around to discussing everything'?
It was a crazy night!
You of all people. The girl who thinks everything through. The listmaker. You didn't bother to discuss those things before jumping into bed with a married guy?
He's not 'a married guy'! He's Dean, my Dean!
He's not your Dean, he's Lindsay's Dean. You're the other woman!
It's not over until he's out of the house with the ring off!
He took the ring off!
[devastated] Oh my God, I don't believe this...
He's in love with me, not Lindsay!
Does Lindsay know that?!
She's not good for him, okay?! She lets him quit school, and work himself to death-
No, no, Rory, uh uh, you can't be one of those girls who blames the wife for 'forcing' the husband to cheat!
He wasn't cheating!
He was cheating, Rory. He was cheating, and you were cheating with him, there's no other way to spin that, kid!
I'm not spinning it, and I'm not a kid, I'm nineteen!
This was your first time, it's just not the way your first time was supposed to be.
Oh, and how was my first time 'supposed to be'?
Well, first of all, it was supposed to be in a retirement home.
I just don't want you to get hurt, Rory! What if he doesn't leave her? Now you're all emotionally involved!
You're just mad because I didn't come running to you to discuss whether or not I was ready for this step, I decided it on my own!
Well, obviously you weren't ready for this step. The very fact that you chose another girl's guy to sleep with proves that!
He was my boyfriend first!
But you dumped him! You rejected him, you picked someone else!
STOP IT!
Rory-
I hate you for ruining this for me! [she runs outside and phones Dean's house, only to have Lindsay answer; she hangs up and sinks to her knees, crying]
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