I mean we're getting married, Luke. Married. You and me. Luke 'Table for one' Danes and Lorelai 'I'm sorry can I get an industrial forklift for my emotional baggage' Gilmore are getting married.
“New and Improved Lorelai” · Season 6
In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (2), Rory Gilmore (2), Luke Danes (2), Paris Geller (1), Logan Huntzberger (1), Babette (1)
Huh? Where are we going?
To Funkytown.
No, hey, wait!
What? Did you change your mind? Oh, how did I screw it up so fast? Was the Funkytown thing too quippy, 'cause I thought you liked that about me, but -
I'm meeting more of Doyle's family tonight. I've been meeting people for months. He's got, like, five hundred cousins. And you know what? He's the tallest one in the family.
Really?
Yep. Family get-together is like a Lollipop Guild Convention. I have to stop myself from asking how it's going at the chocolate factory.
PPatty
Oh, the spontaneous proposals are the best, you know.
Yeah, Morey proposed to me spontaneously. Did I ever tell you the story?
Uh, no.
It was a brisk fall night, and Morey was on top. No, wait, I was on top.
What?
Hold on, Stoney Morrison was on top.
Babette!
We were playing Twister! Did I not mention that?
No.
[laughing] I probably should have.
So dinner, drink, movie, that's really what we're doing tonight?
I don't understand why you won't just believe me. I'm tired, I just want a mellow evening with my girlfriend.
Last time you were mellow you had a hundred and four temperature and even then, we were bar-hopping for an hour before you fainted.
I didn't faint, I passed out. Drink, dinner, movie, that's it.
Fine.
[he kisses her and they round the corner and stop in front of a door. It opens in front of them and all their friends are there, dressed in prison stripes]
FFriends
[singing] For she's a jolly good felon, for she's a jolly good felon. For she's a jolly good felon! Which nobody can deny!
After the party, that is!
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