Max Medina quotes from Gilmore Girls

Lorelai

Why should we date?

Max

Because we are attracted to each other.

Lorelai

I am attracted to pie, but I do not feel the need to date pie.

Lorelai

[on the phone] Hmm, what are you wearing?

Max

Nothing.

Lorelai

You must be very popular.

Max

And chilly.

Lorelai

Okay, I didn't bring a frickin' tape measure. I'm not good at judging distances. You'll have to help me out with the ten feet thing.

Max

Well, it's a little bigger than a basketball player. Just keep a really big basketball player between us.

Lorelai

Wow, I bet there's a sentence that's never been uttered before