Gilmore Girls · Season 1, Episode 20
“P.S.: I Lo…” · Season 1, Episode 20
In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (4), Rory Gilmore (3), Emily Gilmore (1), Richard Gilmore (1), Max Medina (1)
Hey, I have a huge dilemma that I need your opinion on!
[annoyed] What?
Am I more beautiful today than I was yesterday?
Oh boy.
I'm just not sure. 'Cause at first, I looked in the mirror and I thought, 'Yes, definitely a huge improvement!'
Can I have my pillow back?
And then I thought, 'Maybe it's not that I'm more beautiful today, maybe I was just as beautiful yesterday, only I lacked the self-esteem to recognize it!'
Where's my tie?
In your drawer?
I'm looking in the drawer.
Mm, check the living room.
Why would my tie be in the living room?
Because it's been seeing the doily on the coffee table. I'm sorry, I did not want you to find out this way!
[finding Rory at her parents' house] So, last time I saw you, you said 'I'll see you at home.' You want to fill in the blanks?
I don't know. I just had to get out, go anywhere.
So you picked Hell?
[on the phone] Hmm, what are you wearing?
Nothing.
You must be very popular.
And chilly.
I'll be dead tomorrow. I plan on flinging myself off the roof tonight right in the middle of Pittie Salinger's opening speech.
Pittie Salinger is a dear friend and you will be nice to her.
Pittie Salinger is a dipsomaniac. I'm going to bring my newspaper.
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