Lorelai and Max in “Keg! Max!”

Lorelai

Okay, I didn't bring a frickin' tape measure. I'm not good at judging distances. You'll have to help me out with the ten feet thing.

Max

Well, it's a little bigger than a basketball player. Just keep a really big basketball player between us.

Lorelai

Wow, I bet there's a sentence that's never been uttered before