Paris, Rory and others in “A Deep Fried Korean Thanksgiving”

Paris

My Thanksgiving is turning into a Wes Craven movie.

Rory

How so?

Paris

I called shelters to volunteer to serve food. It’s Thanksgiving – you’d think they have needs. Nope. Every stupid soup kitchen in town turned me down because they have enough volunteers.

Madeline

Bummer.

Paris

I’m on a couple waiting lists, but it doesn’t look good.

Rory

I’ve never heard of too many volunteers.

Paris

Who are all these jackasses who volunteered anyway? They can’t all be students like me. They’re not all putting it on a college application. I get something out of it and these other people don’t get a thing. Talk about selfish.