“Girls in Bikinis, Boys Doin' the Twist” · Season 4
In this episode: Rory Gilmore (4), Lorelai Gilmore (2), Paris Geller (2), Luke Danes (1), Louise (1), Madeline (1)
It's "Girls Gone Wild," and boys doing the twist. We're not spring-breaky people, are we?
I don't know what we are, but I am so cold right now that the thought of spending a week with a bunch of drunken bimbos and rattle-headed frat boys seems like a very good trade off for being warm.
Warm...
Warm...
You're not worried, are you? Because I'm just going for the sun and to read, nothing more.
I know, I know. It's just, it's always the good kids who've never had a drink that take one sip of Kahlua and fall out of a window.
So you're sad you never taught me how to drink?
Exactly!
Well, grab a bottle and some quarters and let's go.
...
No falling out of windows.
Not even a first floor one.
And don't drink. And after you're done not drinking, drink tons of water and take two aspirin before you go to bed.
We found that if we kiss each other, we can get anything we want from guys.
Free drinks, food...
T-shirts, boat rides, Frisbees...
Earrings, Seadoos...
Okay. Well, that is a good tip.
Yeah, maybe later I'll pants you for an Altoid.
[Talking on cell phone]: Okay, forget I said "giant Q-tips." They're not hitting each other with giant Q-tips. [Referring to a couple boys fighting with Pugil sticks American Gladiator-style]
But now I can't get giant Q-tips out of my head. It's too powerful a visual.
I know, I'm sorry.
So how is it?
It's good so far.
Yeah, how good?
I haven't had a drink yet.
OK, you sure you weren't drinking and that's why you think they're giant Q-tips?
Um... maybe.
What just happened?
[No response]
You sound distracted, did something cute just walk by?
[on Lorelai’s answering machine] Hey, it’s Luke. I’m sorry to be calling you like this, but I was wondering if when you get this message if you could come pick me up, ’cause I need a ride. I’m in Lichtfield, the corner of Mason and Pine. It’s a big white building, you’ll recognize it by the police sign outside, ’cause oh hell, I’m in jail. Okay, there, I said it. It’s a long story, I’ll tell you when you get here. Thanks, if you come. Oh, one more thing, I need to borrow a little money, 300 bucks, it’s just a loan, oh hell, it’s for my bail.
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