ParisOh they're fruit flies. I'm finishing an important paper on Population Genetics and I have to monitor how often Drosophila melanogaster do the nasty.
Gross!
ParisComplain to God. Not me.
A character in Gilmore Girls
Played by Liza Weil
Gilmore Girls · 747 quotes
6th most-quoted character in Gilmore Girls: in 48 of its 747 quotes
Most scenes with: Rory Gilmore (26), Louise (4), Madeline (4)
ParisOh they're fruit flies. I'm finishing an important paper on Population Genetics and I have to monitor how often Drosophila melanogaster do the nasty.
Gross!
ParisComplain to God. Not me.
Okay, I need to pick out a coat. A trenchcoat would be too "All the President's Men" but my blue coat would be too "His Girl Friday". What to do?
ParisSeriously, Huntzberger. You're used to living in a place with doormen and Danish furniture and refridgerators so fancy that magnets won't stick to them. This craphole's smaller than the walk in closet in your last pad.
[in line to graduate] Okay. This is it.
ParisYeah. We've been drafting off each other since high school, and now it's each woman for herself. Who knows when we'll see each other again, right?
Paris, I haven't been able to shake you off all this time. I'm sure we're going to be friends for a very long time.
ParisYou're going to do such great things with your life, Rory. (gives her a huge hug)
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