Ok, weird dream.
Weirder than the one when you step into the boxing ring and your hands are creampuffs?
“The Real Paul Anka” · Season 6
In this episode: Rory Gilmore (4), Lorelai Gilmore (2), Jess Mariano (2), Paris Geller (1), Kirk Gleason (1)
Oh they're fruit flies. I'm finishing an important paper on Population Genetics and I have to monitor how often Drosophila melanogaster do the nasty.
Gross!
Complain to God. Not me.
Do you happen to be in the market for a house? Cuz this baby's a honey.
Something in the corner just moved.
Just a rat. I'd have told you about them before you bought the place. The law also requires me to inform you the house has toxic mold, asbestos, methane gas, buckling floors, a crumbling foundation,a collapsed fireplace, ceiling damage, water damage, and it was the recent site of a Wicca convention, and a particularly grisly murder-suicide. Nothing we can't work with.
You don't have to read it again.
I know I don't.
There's so many things I would change in it.
Like what?!
I'd... keep the back cover, everything else goes!
You know why I love your book?
Why?
It doesn't remind me of anything! It's not a rip off, it's just you.
High praise, Miss Yale Editor!
You look happier than when I saw you last.
I am.
So... you fixed everything?
Yeah. Everything's fixed.
... I'm glad you're here.
Yeah, me too.
What?
I'm... sorry.
About what?
Ah... about coming here like this! I just got the flyer, and I don't know, I just wanted to see your place, but then... this... It's not fair to you, I'm such a jerk!
I - I don't know what you're talking about!
I couldn't even cheat on him the way he cheated on me!
Who? Who cheated on you - that guy?! Oh... you're still with him.
Yeah.
I thought everything was 'fixed'.
Everything but him.
I hate this.
You should, I'm sorry!
You came here alone, to Philadelphia!
He was out of town.
I don't deserve this, Rory.
No, you don't! You don't deserve it! I just... I'm in love with him. Despite all the bad he's done, I can't help it, I'm in love with him.
[ironically] Love, huh?
Yeah...
I guess I'll call Matthew's poet, and have him explain love to me. Poets know all about it, right?
They're supposed to. I'm so sorry I came here.
I'm not. It's what it is, you, me. [as Rory walks away] Hey, uh... if it makes you feel better, you can always tell him that we did 'something'.
Thanks, Jess.
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