Winnie quotes from George Lopez

Winnie

[about her daughter] Do you know why I call her Lil' Bit? Cuz she's just my little bit of heaven.

[to Angie] Nice to meet you, ma'am.

George

(to Carmen and Max) You hear that? She calls your mother "ma'am" and not just cause she's old, but out of respect too.

Winnie

Angie, your daughter's stinking drunk.

Carmen

I sure 'yam, but what else is there to do here except drink? Unless you want to make out with some tramp behind the Canyon Mart. [sees Lil' Bit] Hey, you're here!

George

Our kids didn't get in this alone. Somebody gave my son a hickey and somebody gave my 15-year-old daughter beer.

Carmen

You can get it anywhere around here, Dad. Everybody drinks and nobody cards you.

Winnie

I'll have you know my oldest son has never had alcohol.

Carmen

Pot head!

Winnie

So that's where the ice cream is going.