[When Carmen shows up for Thanksgiving dinner drunk]
Angie, your daughter's stinking drunk.
I sure 'yam, but what else is there to do here except drink? Unless you want to make out with some tramp behind the Canyon Mart. [sees Lil' Bit] Hey, you're here!
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