Our kids didn't get in this alone. Somebody gave my son a hickey and somebody gave my 15-year-old daughter beer.
You can get it anywhere around here, Dad. Everybody drinks and nobody cards you.
I'll have you know my oldest son has never had alcohol.
Pot head!
So that's where the ice cream is going.
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