Ricky quotes from George Lopez

George

What's Ricky doing here? You know he's not allowed in the house.

Max

I know, but he needed a ride to the game.

Mr. Lopez, can't you forgive me?

George

Forgive you? You burned down my garage!

George

How the hell did that happen?

Max

Well, we were trying to surprise you and wash your car, but the hose is too short. I love you, Dad.

George

Look, I want the truth.

Okay. Here's what happened. We ditched school. But it was lucky because two gangbangers were stealing your car. We scared them away. But when we tried to put the car back in the driveway, we crashed, so I guess you're welcome, Mr. Lopez.

George

[to Max] You, you're going back to school. We'll deal with this tonight. [to Ricky] And you, you're out of here, man. I'm taking you back to your mother. And say goodbye to Max. Because that's the last time you're gonna see him. Do you know you could've killed someone?

Ernie

Wow. Hey, your mom sits out here. What if she was in that chair?

George

Don't try to cheer me up.

George

Hey, you two wait here. I wanna talk to his mom alone.

Ernie

All right.

Ernie

You know, that was a pretty stupid stunt you two pulled.

I know. Do you think he'll ever let me see Max again?

Ernie

He's pretty mad, Ricky.

Max is my best friend.

Ernie

Hey, you know what? Once George cools down, I'll try and talk to him, all right?

Thanks, Ernie. You ever do anything like this when you were a kid?

Ernie

[chuckling] Actually, yeah. One time, George and I broke into school with a whole bunch of spray paint, and we... Made a banner that said, "Learning is cool." Whoo! Those were the days, man. [chuckling]