Jason quotes from George Lopez

Jason

Mr. Lopez, you took me into your house. I wouldn't betray you like that. Besides, you'd be able to hear us. I mean, we can hear everything you're doing.

Jason

I'm here to see Carmen.

George

Are you sure you can be here? The super popular kids might see you! You could lose your reputation and have to eat lunch with.. the debate team!

Jason

I'm captain of the debate team.

George

Hey J-Man, what's up?

Jason

What's up, man?

George

Wait up for Carmen.

Jason

Carmen? (looks at her) Oh yeah... I've seen you in the cafeteria, nice to meet you.

George

That's how you treat your girlfriend?

Jason

Girlfriend? Yeah right. (walks off with his friends)

Carmen

...I'm going home! (runs off)

Angie

Carmen!

George

Follow her and make sure she's alright, I'll deal with Jason. (gets out of the car) It's bad enough to ignore my daughter but I thought we had something. "What's up, man?" I don't think so. Yo, Breakfast Club!

George

What happened out there? Why did you pretend not to know my daughter?

Jason

Mr. Lopez, I really like Carmen. Come on, you gotta believe me. I know I must have looked bad out there.

George

Bad? Jason, you humiliated her!

Jason

But I didn't want to, it's just that...Okay look. Carmen's new at Allendale right, and my friends, we already have our own group. I honestly intended on taking her out but... you know...who she is and who I am-

George

Come on, man, get to the point.

Jason

We really can't be seen together in public.

George

Look, my daughter deserves respect, and since you can't give it to her, you're not allowed to see her again, you understand me?

Jason

Maybe you should leave that up to Carmen.

George

You know, man, I knew cool guys like you in high school. You know what happened to them? They peaked at 17 and the rest of their lives were all downhll from there, so go ahead homeboy, protect your big reputation while you can. I'd hate to see you're gonna be 5 years from now.

Jason

I have an early admission to Stanford.

George

You couldn't get into any schools around here, could you? Alright, what about 10 years from now, fool?

Jason

I hope to open a charitable organization to assist people in wheelchairs.

George

Tired of driving your brother around huh? Selfish, you disgust me.

Jason

I haven't even brought it up.

George

Don't lie to me.

Jason

I'm not. I swear.

George

Then why did she ask us for birth control pills?

Jason

[in an excited tone] Really, she asked for birth control? No way! [George gives him a look] No way you should allow her to have those. No.

George

So this wasn't your idea?

Jason

Look, Mr. Lopez. I'm walking on eggshells with Carmen as it is, all right? I would never do anything to pressure her. I'm just glad she took me back.

George

Damn! So it was her idea. All this time, I've been worried about boys pressuring her. I even told her all the tricks that guys would use to get her in bed. Oh, my God, I gave her a playbook! No matter what she says, nobody likes to just lie there naked and hug.