Marisol quotes from George Lopez

Marisol

[on the phone] Hey Junior. Nah, that was that fool I was telling you about. It's okay, I can talk.

Marisol

Hey! That wasn't cool!

George

I KNOW HUH! Sorry, no personal calls at work!

[referring to Marisol] How's it going with Miss Home Invasion over here?

George

I never should've let Angie talk me into bringing this girl here! She's sarcastic, she's rude... she's like you but with estrogen!

I told you it was a bad idea to take her into your home, and it's a bad idea to bring her to work!

Marisol

Powers Brothers Aviation....[to George] It's Mrs. Lopez.

George

Oh, that's for me.

Marisol

Sorry, no personal calls at work. [hangs up phone]

I like her.

George

Were there any calls?

Marisol

Yeah.

George

Well, who called?

Marisol

I know, huh?

George

"The towers are moving and blowing the heating"... "The Powers are moving the Boeing meeting"!

Marisol

Hey! Now this other message makes sense!

Ernie

I'm sorry, George. I didn't know Marisol was coming back. I tried to paint it myself, but halfway through, it started looking like a monkey with boobs.

Marisol

I know one monkey with boobs that owes me some money!

Ernie

Oh, yeah? Well, get it from Mariah Carey, 'cause that's who you painted!

Angie

[to Marisol] I don't believe you. I bring you into my home and you betray me? There are two things that are keeping me from tearing into you right now, my son is sleeping next door and I'm pretty sure you could kick my ass.

Marisol

I was only trying to help Carmen.

Angie

Help Carmen? You could have got her killed. You weren't just going to a club, you were out looking for your psycho boyfriend.

Marisol

I wasn't looking for Junior.

Angie

Oh yeah? You don't know where he hangs out? You were shocked to run into him?

Marisol

I don't know, I don't want to talk about this anymore. Get out of my way, prom queen.

Angie

No, and you are NOT dealing with the prom queen, I was first runner-up.

Marisol

[sarcastically] Wow, it's like we've lived the same life.

Angie

I don't want to hear how tough you've had it. You already quit the gang, you got a job and if it were me, I would start to feel better about myself but I guess you still think you deserve a guy who treats you like CRAP.

Marisol

Hey, you don't know how hard it was to leave him.

Angie

Noooo, you're right, it's much easier to stay and be abused. GO AHEAD, throw your life away, cause I don't give a damn anymore. [leaves room]

Marisol

[mutters] I screwed up, I'm sorry.

Angie

[enters back in quickly] Now that you've apologized, we can work on your self esteem, I'll talk to George about you staying, nighty night. [closes door again]