TV show quotes
Good evening, ignorant pigs. Put down your crack pipes and your beer bongs and pay attention as I sign an historic peace accord with Ambassador Kong of Nintendu 64.
Hey, I know that monkey, his name is Donkey.
Monkeys aren't donkeys. Quit messing with my head!
Mamma Mia! The cruel meatball of war has rolled onto our laps and ruined our white pants of peace!
Quick to the escape tunnels!
[Fry and his friends follow Pac-Man into the Pac-Man maze "wakka wakkaing"]
This way, dammit!
[Zoidberg eats Pac-Dots]
Mmm, delicious! Just like stale marshmallows! [A cherry appears in front of him.] Ooh, and a cherry!
[Zoidberg eats cherry then charges towards Fry]
Hey! Watch out! [He gets eaten by Zoidberg]
Uh oh.
Oh, my God. He ate Fry. Fry is dead!
[Fry walks behind them]
Its OK. I had another guy.
Its working! Victory is assured! My retirement tomorrow will be all the sweeter.
[Pac-Man gets shot by a space invader, cause a chunk out of Pac-Man to fall off]
[screams] I'm hit! [sobs] So cold!
[Pac-Man dies by folding up & disappearing as Ms. Pac-Man comes in]
NOOOO!
Amy. Tend to the widow Pac-Man.
[crying] Wakka wakka wakka!
You are defeated. Instead of shooting where I was, you should have shot where I was going to be.
Haven't I seen you in some copyrighted movie?
Why did you bring us here?
And why did I have to take a cab?
What do you nice kids want?
Nothing. I'm leaving. But if you had extra courage I'd haul it away for you, maybe.
Oh blithery poop, my cowardly lobster. You don't need courage. After all, who needs courage when you have a gun?
Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head.
I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there!
Your grandfather?! Stay away from him, you dim-witted monkey! You mustn't interfere with the past! Don't do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to do it, in which case for the love of God, don't not do it!
For example, if you killed your grandfather, you'd cease to exist!
But existing is basically all I do!
Start the ship, Leela! Let's just steal the dish and get back to our own time.
But won't that change history?
Oooh, a lesson in not changing history from "Mr. I'm-My-Own-Grandpa"!
Whistlin' Dixie! I want this sent to Area 51 for study.
But Sir, that's where we are building the fake moon landing site.
Then we'll have to really land on the moon! Invent NASA and tell them to get off their fannies! [In the Interrogation Room, Zoidberg is tied to a chair, smiling benignly and more than a bit creepily. Truman sits opposite him with the general and other man behind him] If you come in peace, surrender or be destroyed. If you're here to make war, we surrender.
Oh, I'm sorry. Now I'll axe you again. Where is the mi-cro-wave?
Sir, your wife is hysterical, so I'll address this to you. This oven is lightning-fast. It only takes five hours to cook a pot roast.
Ooh, that's good news! You know, you don't cook enough roasts, Leela.
[Leela turns on stove, setting the Professor's tie on fire]
[to salesman] Women!
What's your purpose?
Alright, officer, I'll move it along.
What the general means is, why did you come to Earth?
Not a day goes by I don't ask myself the same question.
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