TV show quotes
Exciting news, people! The pet licence I requisitioned for Nibbler has arrived!
Hermes, that's sweet. I didn't know you cared about Nibbler.
Dream on, woman! I'd like to put the little bastard in a sack and toss the sack in a river, and hurl the river into space, but I do like filling out requisitions, and these were some doozies!
Ah the exact center of the Atlantic Ocean, this seems the logical place for fish to congregate.
So we're in international waters?
Indeed so.
[on walkie-talkie] Falcon this is Blue Raven, the goose has nested, repeat, the goose has nested.
[A speed boat pulls up and the driver and Bender exchange briefcases. Then the boat drives away.]
Hey, guess what you're accessories to.
[Fry is presented with an egg-sized pill which will allow him to withstand the pressure underwater.]
I can't swallow that.
Well, then good news! It's a suppository.
Let's hope some robot doesn't kill everybody.
[Whilst underwater]
Nooo! My home, it burnt down! How did this happen?
That's a very good question...
Ah, so that's where I left my cigar!
...That just raises further questions!!
[Bender and Fry talk about the size of a fish they used to caught]
You're both out of your league, boys. Because right now, you're looking at a girl who owns her own harpoon.
Harpoon my ass. [snickers]
Okay. [Throws harpoon into Bender's rear end]
My Manwich!
The important thing is that we don't panic! There are rules for situations like this! Now, the first order of business is lunch. I suggest a nice Lobster Zoidberg. I mean, Lobster Newburg. I mean - Doctor Zoidberg.
What's so far-fetched about mermaids? There's all kinds of weird sea creatures here in the future, like Dr. Zoidberg!
This is uncomfortable and humiliating. Now if they were to make it in the form of a suppository...
Every time something good happens to me you say it's some kind of madness or I'm drunk or I ate too much candy. Well I saw a real mermaid. And I wish for once my friends would have decency and kindness to believe me.
[whispers to Farnsworth] Ocean madness.
[Fry storms out]
He may have ocean madness, but that's no excuse for ocean rudeness.
Ahoy, mateys. I shanghaied us some hearthy grog. [he tries to drink it, but it just dissolves in the water] Arrgh, the laws of science be a harsh mistress.
Leela': Ah, the sun, the sea air, good friends...
Leela's right, fishing blows. What do we say we make it interesting? Everyone kick in five bucks.
[they all give Bender five bucks; he pockets the money]
Now, wasn't that interesting?
Atlanta was a city, landlocked, hundreds of miles from the area we now call the Atlantic Ocean. Yet so desperate the city's desire for tourism, that they moved offshore, becoming an island, and an even bigger delta hub. Until the city overdeveloped, and began to sink. Knowing their fate, the quality people ran away. Ted Turner, Hank Aaron, Jeff Foxworthy, the man who invented Coca Cola, the magician, and the other gods of our legends. Though gods they were - and also, Jane Fonda was there - the others chose to stay behind in their porches with their rifles, and in time evolved into mermaids, and sing and dance, and ring in the new...
Good Lord! That's over 5000 atmospheres of pressure!
How many atmospheres can the ship withstand?
Well, it was built for space travel, so anywhere between zero and one.
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