Guenter quotes from Futurama

All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit... that's why I'm transferring to business school!

Professor Farnsworth

NOOOOOO!

Fry

[upon meeting Guenter] My roommate's a MONKEY?

[dryly] Brilliant deduction. You're a credit to your species.

Fry

You want a banana?

I don't eat bananas. I prefer banana-flavored energy bars made from tofu.

Fry

[narrows his eyes] I don't like you.