William Shatner quotes from Futurama

Leonard Nimoy

Melllvar, you have to respect your actors. When I directed Star Trek IV, I got a magnificent performance out of Bill because I respected him so much.

William Shatner

And when I directed Star Trek V, I got a magnificent performance out of me because I respected me so much.

Walter Koenig

I don't have much experience at fighting, except with you guys.

William Shatner

I have an idea! Wasn't there an episode where I threw my shoe at the enemy?

Leonard Nimoy

You mean Doohan?

William Shatner

[Singing in his trademark style] I'm Slim Shady. Yes, I'm the real Shady. All you other Slim Shadies are just imitatin'. So, would the real Slim Shady please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up.

Walter Koenig

How can anyone do a spoken word version of a rap song?

He found a way.

Leela

For 100 Quatloos, who did the Captain maroon on Ceti Alpha V?

William Shatner

[He leaps up] KHAAAAAAAAAAN!

Fry

Uh... Khan?

Leela

Correct.