[as they take cover under the shelves] Those words are forbidden!
What words? Star Trek? [an alarm sounds]
“Where No Fan Has Gone Before” · Season 4
In this episode: Philip J. Fry (7), Walter Koenig (4), William Shatner (4), Turanga Leela (3), Zapp Brannigan (3), Leonard Nimoy (3), Nichelle Nichols (2), Kif Kroker (1)
Melllvar, you have to respect your actors. When I directed Star Trek IV, I got a magnificent performance out of Bill because I respected him so much.
And when I directed Star Trek V, I got a magnificent performance out of me because I respected me so much.
When we woke up, we had these bodies.
Say it in Russian!
[sigh] Ven ve voke up, ve had zese wodies.
Eeeee! Now say "nuclear wessels"!
No!
I don't have much experience at fighting, except with you guys.
I have an idea! Wasn't there an episode where I threw my shoe at the enemy?
You mean Doohan?
[both men giggle and snicker and follow up with a high-five]
You can do anything you want. Look at Walter Koenig. After Star Trek, he became an actor.
Not just an actor, but a well-rounded person. With my own friends and credit cards and keys.
MMelllvar
Well, I… guess I could move out of my parents' basement… maybe get a temp job.
Whoa, whoa! One step at a time.
MMelllvar
I thank you, Fry. You know, you and I are of a kind. In a different reality I could have called you "friend”.
Episode 10, Balance of Terror.
MMelllvar
More like episode nine, loser! In your face, victory is mine! [He turns his ship around and flies away, laughing]
STStar Trek Priest
...And Scotty beamed them to the Klingon ship, where there would be no tribble at all.
[Fry is in a Captain Pike-style life-support machine]
Philip J. Fry, you stand accused of travelling to the forbidden planet Omega 3, a crime punishable by 12 concurrent death sentences. Do you understand the charges?
One beep for yes, two beeps for no.
[Fry beeps once]
Yes, so noted. Do you plead guilty?
[Fry beeps twice]
Double yes. Guilty.
[Leonard Nimoy is introducing the cast of Star Trek]
Nichelle, George, Walter, DeForest, Welshie...
"Welshie"?
We did some musical reunion specials in the 22-hundreds, but the guy who played Scotty had trouble yodeling.
[Singing in his trademark style] I'm Slim Shady. Yes, I'm the real Shady. All you other Slim Shadies are just imitatin'. So, would the real Slim Shady please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up.
How can anyone do a spoken word version of a rap song?
MMelllvar
He found a way.
[Leela is now in the Captain Pike-style life-support machine]
The court will now hear some very sensual testimony from this court's ex-lover, Turanga Leela.
Go [beep] yourself.
I am literally angry with rage! Your costars may be gone, but we can still get those episode tapes back for the whole world to see! Come on! [Nimoy groans]
JFJonathan Frakes
[after jump into the jar] Yes! Front row!
GTGeorge Takei
With pleasure. You see, the show was banned after the Star Trek wars.
You mean the mass migration of Star Wars fans?
No, that was the Star Wars trek.
For 100 Quatloos, who did the Captain maroon on Ceti Alpha V?
[He leaps up] KHAAAAAAAAAAN!
Uh... Khan?
Correct.
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