God Entity quotes from Futurama

A wise man once said that nothing really dies. It just comes back in a new form. Then he died. So, next time you see a lowly salamander, think twice before you step on it; it might be you. Stand by for "Reincarnation".

Bender

You know, I was God once.

Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died.

Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket.

Bender

Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money!

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical thing. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

Bender

That galaxy is signaling in binary. I should signal back, but I only know enough binary to ask where the bathroom is. You speak English?

I do now.

Bender

So do you know I'm going to do something before I do it?

Yes.

Bender

What if I do something else?

Then I don't know that.