Alcazar quotes from Futurama

This sacred mosaic depicts our goddess of beauty.

Fry

Hmm. You got any sacred artwork of her from the back?

By the way, your pal Fry fell in the dungeon. Take him a taco so he doesn't die and stink up the place.

Leela

Come on, Al. Can't you let the little guy out?

Geez, Leela! Twice in one day? I'm not Superman!

WOOOOO!

Leela

Hey, where'd you get this couch and that TV set and all this stuff?

They were giving it away on the street corner. Just like you, Leela!

WOOOOO!

Leela

Too bad they weren't giving away the three things you actually need: Mouthwash, a back wax and stain-proof underwear.

WOOOOO!

Well, this is the real me. But I can explain: We all have needs. Mine was to make it with five weirdos and have them scrub my five castles. I gave you all what you wanted and of course I made a few bucks letting Pig watch through the two-way mirror. Can any of you say you wouldn't have done the exact same thing in my position?

Bender

He's a saint!

Leela

Alright, Alcazar, I just have one last question for you.

What's that?

Leela

If you can change form, why didn't you change it in the one place that counts?

WOOOOO!