[to Michelle] You are one terrific person. You're funny, you're sweet, you're kind...
Keep going.
I could go on for hours.
You always do!
S5Girls Will Be Boys
S5Captain Video (1)
[Mike Love and Bruce Johnston of The Beach Boys visit; Jesse enters with his hair wrapped in cellophane for dying]
Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho, the Beach Boys!
MMike
Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho, Miss Clairol!
Dr. Love, how ya doin'? Bruce, how ya doin'? Heh heh, I've got my hair in a... heh heh, heh heh... (aside to Becky, annoyed) Thanks for the warning.
Well, how was I supposed to know you'd be dyeing your hair. Why are you dyeing your hair?
Because I'm worth it.
S5Captain Video (2)
Please, Deej. I can't conjugate any more Spanish. It's after midnight. Can't we go to sleep?
En Espanol.
El sleepo, beggo, pleaso.
Oh, Steph, you can't hang out in here. Uncle Jesse's gonna get his first dance lesson.
I know. I got a front row seat.
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