Danny Tanner quotes from Full House

Jesse

[reads paper] Rebecca Donaldson, award-winning journalist and host of 'Wake Up, San Francisco' to wed... "Jersey Katsopolis"?

Danny

Jersey Katsopolis. Sounds like a Greek cow.

Danny

Stephanie?

Joey

Steph, would you just stop and talk to me?

Stephanie

There's nothing to talk about! I don't have a mother, and there's nothing you guys can say to change that! Right?! [cut to the guys, who have no answer] See?

Danny

I'd better go deal with this.

Wake up, San Francisco!

Danny

Hi. I'm the perky Danny Tanner.

Rebecca

And I'm the stiff Rebecca Donaldson. And starting next week, you'll be seeing a new and improved "Wake Up, San Francisco."

Danny

It's warmer.

Rebecca

It's friendlier.

Danny

So, let our happy home...

Rebecca

...be a part of your happy home.

Danny

Get yourself comfortable.

Rebecca

Grab yourself a cup of coffee.

Danny

And a Pop Tart. And join us every morning at 9:00 as we say...

Wake Up, San Francisco! [they clink their mugs, but they end up breaking]

I saw lions and tigers and bears.

Danny

Oh my.

Let's pig out!

Danny

Now, now, Michelle, you're not being very polite.

I'm sorry. Let's pig out, please.

Rusty

You're okay, Mr. Tanner.

Danny

Hey. Call me Danny. [hugs Rusty]

Rusty

You're a real touchy-feely sorta guy, aren't you, Danny?

Danny

You'll get used to it.

Danny

Okay, guys, listen up. I like Cindy a lot, and she and I really hit it off, so no pressure, but I just want today to be the best day she's ever had.

Jesse

So let her in.

Rebecca

Well, you can't miss the big party down at the station.

Joey

Why? Is... uh, Danny gonna be "Baby New Year" again?

Danny

Not after that wicked diaper rash I got last year.

[as the flower girl] Stop the wedding!

Danny

Michelle, what's wrong?

I ran out of flowers. I'm sorry.

Danny

Michelle, it's not your fault you ran outta flowers. The problem is the church is much too long.

Rusty

[when Stephanie throws a baseball] Whoa! This babe's got an arm!

Danny

Hey! My daughter is not a babe. She does have an arm.

Danny

Now, what are we gonna call that pitch of yours?

Rusty

The Tanner Twister. This Saturday, we're gonna kill the Cubs!

Stephanie

Yeah! We're gonna destroy 'em! We're gonna cream 'em! We are going to make the Cubs eat dust! I love being a jock.

Danny

Becky, do you know something I don't?

Rebecca

Yes, I do. The gestation period of an elephant is 22 months.

Danny

Actually, I knew that.

Joey

[imitates Walter Brennan] Ah, well, you kids run along now, and, by gosh, have fun. And, by golly, don't stay out too late.

Hey! Great Ronald Reagan.

Danny

That's Walter Brennan.

Daddy, guess what, guess what, guess what?

Danny

What, what, what?

Miss Wiltrout says a clean room is a happy room!

Danny

Sounds like my kind of teacher!

[sitting on her bed when there's a knock on the door] Come in.

Danny

Hi, Michelle.

Hi, Daddy.

Danny

[sits on the floor] I think we have to talk.

I think we'd better.

Danny

I'm sorry you went to so much trouble today.

I wish I had a mommy.

Danny

Well, I know you don't remember, but you had a wonderful mommy. And she loved you very, very much.

It's no fair. All the other kids have mommies.

Danny

Well, I know it might seem like everybody else has a mommy. But honey, the truth is some people just have a mommy or they just have a daddy or a grandma, or a grandpa, or an aunt and uncle. There's all different kinds of families.

Really?

Danny

Yeah. What makes a family is when you have people who take care of one another and love each other. You have a very special family: you have a daddy, and an Uncle Jesse and Aunt Becky, and a Joey.

[smiles] I bet nobody in school has a Joey.

Danny

[laughs] That's a pretty safe bet. So you see, in a way, you and your sisters are pretty lucky. Because you have four people who care about you and love you very, very much.

I love you very, very much. [hugs him]

Danny

I love you too.