Kevin quotes from Full House

DJ

Kevin!

Kevin

Hey, DJ!

DJ

What are you doing out here?

Kevin

Just hanging out!

The dance was lame, so we started our own party.

DJ

(sees the beer can under Kevin's jacket) You're drinking beer!

Kevin

Yeah. Tastes horrible. (offers her the can) Want some?

DJ

No, I don't want some! You guys aren't supposed to be drinking beer!

Big deal! We're just having some fun. Try it!

DJ

Cut it out!

Kevin

(to Paul) You didn't have to do that! I'm sorry, DJ. I'll go get some paper towels.

DJ

Why don't you guys just get out of here?!

You are so uncool!

DJ

Oh? And you think you're cool? (she grabs the can and shows them how it's done, as Jesse walks through the door) "The dance was lame. Now we're having a party!"

Forget it, DJ. We don't want any beer.

Yeah, we're only 13.

Jesse

(noticing what just happened, as well as what's in her hand) DJ Tanner!

DJ

Uncle Jesse--

Jesse

You're in big, big trouble, young lady.

Kimmy

(as her best friend comes in) DJ, you missed everything! Kevin and Paul and Sam got caught drinking. They're gonna be suspended from school.

DJ

I hate to say it, but they deserve it. Your mom's waiting outside. I have to find Kevin.

Kimmy

(points to him sitting in a chair) He's over there waiting for his parents. You better talk to him now. You may not see him for a long time.

Kevin

(drunk) Hi.

DJ

Hi. You and I have to talk. My family thinks I was drinking.

Kevin

(drunk) Oh, man.

DJ

You gotta tell my dad I'm innocent. Why did you have to go and drink anyway?

Kevin

(drunk) Those guys said it would loosen me up. I thought you'd have more fun with me.

DJ

Well, I didn't have fun with you tonight. I had fun with the old Kevin.

Danny

Kevin, have you seen DJ?

Kevin

(drunk) She's in there.

Danny

Thanks.

Kevin

(drunk) Uh, Mr. Tanner?

Danny

Yeah?

Kevin

(drunk) DJ wasn't drinking tonight. It was me and two other guys. She was trying to stop us.

Danny

She was telling us the truth.

Jesse

I'm sorry, man. I-I saw her with the beer--

Danny

Oh, no, Jess. Don't feel bad, it was an honest mistake. Thanks for telling us, Kevin.