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“Matchmaker Michelle” quotes from Full House

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“Matchmaker Michelle” · Season 5

In this episode: Michelle Tanner (3), Danny Tanner (2), Teddy (1)

[when Michelle talks about how she doesn't have a mommy] You should get one. Mommies use fabric softener on your pajamas.

My daddy does that.

Mommies always have lots of candy in their purse.

My daddy keeps Wet Wipes in his wallet.

Mommies wear makeup and pretty dresses.

You got me there.

[sitting on her bed when there's a knock on the door] Come in.

Hi, Michelle.

Hi, Daddy.

[sits on the floor] I think we have to talk.

I think we'd better.

I'm sorry you went to so much trouble today.

I wish I had a mommy.

Well, I know you don't remember, but you had a wonderful mommy. And she loved you very, very much.

It's no fair. All the other kids have mommies.

Well, I know it might seem like everybody else has a mommy. But honey, the truth is some people just have a mommy or they just have a daddy or a grandma, or a grandpa, or an aunt and uncle. There's all different kinds of families.

Really?

Yeah. What makes a family is when you have people who take care of one another and love each other. You have a very special family: you have a daddy, and an Uncle Jesse and Aunt Becky, and a Joey.

[smiles] I bet nobody in school has a Joey.

[laughs] That's a pretty safe bet. So you see, in a way, you and your sisters are pretty lucky. Because you have four people who care about you and love you very, very much.

I love you very, very much. [hugs him]

I love you too.

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