“Stephanie Plays the Field” · Season 4
In this episode: Danny Tanner (2), Joey Gladstone (2), Rusty (2), Michelle Tanner (1), Stephanie Tanner (1)
Uncle Jesse locked me out.
Now, why would Uncle Jesse do something like that?
I don't know. I'm a fun girl.
Well, I'm just guessing, Michelle, but I think Uncle Jesse and Aunt Becky just want some privacy.
What is privacy?
Well, privacy means that they just wanna spend some time together. Just the two of them.
What are they doing in there?
Well, they're um... They're doing their taxes.
Are they gonna do their taxes every night?
For the first couple of months.
[when Stephanie throws a baseball] Whoa! This babe's got an arm!
Hey! My daughter is not a babe. She does have an arm.
Now, what are we gonna call that pitch of yours?
The Tanner Twister. This Saturday, we're gonna kill the Cubs!
Yeah! We're gonna destroy 'em! We're gonna cream 'em! We are going to make the Cubs eat dust! I love being a jock.
Once again, a reminder: family members are prohibited from coming onto the field and embarrassing themselves and their loved ones.
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