Mr. Ford quotes from Frisky Dingo

Oh My God I'm so friggin' sad!

Yes! Here you go. [Hands X-Tacle a tissue]

I'll take it thank you.

But life in the hospital was a Picnic compared to Life on the Mean streets of...Town...

...But I want to stay forever living in the Hospital with you Mr. Ford!

Hospital closed Nearl.

Uh Oh!

Now I gotta go and work in a damn Pet Store.

I'd like that!

[Ignoring him] And you can thank Ron Reagan's ass for that! (He drives away)

Thank you, Ronald Reagan. (Pauses to think) Your legacy is intact.

But thanks to you and your mysterious brain chemical, we shall savor the sweet nectar of revenge as we rise up, as one man, and DESTROY MY BROTHER, XANDER CREW--[Ronnie shoots Nearl in the head] Thanks, Ken! [Nearl falls over]

Ronnie!

What?

What is wrong with you!?

Hey, what? I do you favor.

This is why we can't have nice things! Thank you, Ronnie!

Look this is complicated enough without all this evil twin bullsh*t having.

You know, that is... actually, that's a pretty good point.

Good for you, Ronnie.

Yeah, it's complicated.

So, if Xander Crews really is Awesome X, then where is he?

Well... bad is a relative term.

I said, what you think about global warming? Huh? Well, get a job, you damn hippie! Huh? Aww, fuck you.

Basically, I just make stuff up and fax it over there.

Oh! Ooh! There's a fax coming!

Some weeks he doin' good, other weeks, he's not doin'... he's not doin' any good.

Mr. Ford, via satellite. American voters--what do they want?

Really, all Americans want is cold beer, warm pussy, and someplace to take a shit with a door on it.

Up next...

(interrupting) I mean you don't want the dog looking at you.

Ok...