Mrs. Green quotes from Friends

[looks out the window] There's an unattractive nude man [Ugly Naked Guy] playing the cello.

Rachel

Yeah, well just be glad he's not playing a smaller instrument.

Oh, this is so much fun, just the girls! Do you know what we should do? Does anybody have any marijuana?

Rachel

[Shocked]

Monica

All right, look. Nobody is smoking any pot around all this food!

Well, that's fine. I never did it, I just thought I might. So, what's new in sex?

Ross

Look, I have a son. And his mother and I didn't live together, and whenever he was with me I took care of him all the time, by myself.

That's true. You do have another child.

Ross

Yeah.

With another woman. Have you no control Ross?