[looks out the window] There's an unattractive nude man [Ugly Naked Guy] playing the cello.
Yeah, well just be glad he's not playing a smaller instrument.
“The One with the Lesbian Wedding” · Season 2, Episode 11
In this episode: Rachel Green (2), Mrs. Green (2), Chandler Bing (1), Joey Tribbiani (1), Monica Geller (1)
Oh, this is so much fun, just the girls! Do you know what we should do? Does anybody have any marijuana?
[Shocked]
All right, look. Nobody is smoking any pot around all this food!
Well, that's fine. I never did it, I just thought I might. So, what's new in sex?
[attending a lesbian wedding]
It just seems so futile. You know? All these women, and nothin'! I feel like Superman without my powers, you know? I have the cape, and yet I cannot fly.
Now you understand how I feel every single day. The world is my lesbian wedding.
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