Ross, why are you all hot and sweaty?
I just Bamboozled Chandler!
[Monica looks confused.]
Which isn't a sexual thing.
“The One with the Baby Shower” · Season 8, Episode 20
In this episode: Ross Geller (2), Phoebe Buffay (2), Rachel Green (1), Monica Geller (1), Mrs. Green (1)
Look, I have a son. And his mother and I didn't live together, and whenever he was with me I took care of him all the time, by myself.
That's true. You do have another child.
Yeah.
With another woman. Have you no control Ross?
What's the final head count on my baby shower?
About twenty. A couple of people from work had something else to do.
Also, both of your sisters called, and neither can make it.
What? You mean they're not coming to a social event where there's no men and no booze? That's shocking!
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