Dad, you know that mailman you got fired? He didn't steal your Playboys, Ross did.
Yea, well Hurricane Gloria didn't break the porch swing, Monica did.
Ross hasn't worked at the museum for a year.
Monica and Chandler are living together!
Ross married Rachel in Vegas, and got divorced, AGAIN!
I wasn't supposed to put beef in the trifle!
That's a lot of information to get in thirty seconds. All right, Joey, if you wanna leave, just leave. Rachel, no, you weren't supposed to put beef in the trifle. It did not taste good. Phoebe, I'm sorry, but I think Jacques Cousteau is dead. Monica, why you felt you had to hide the fact that you're in an important relationship is beyond me.
JackAnd we kinda figured about the porch swing.
Ross, don't forget to take a shot of Emma's cake. It's in a box in the fridge.
[to Monica] You're going to love this cake! I got from from a bakery in New Jersey, Carino's!
That place has the creamiest frosting! I used to hitchhike there when I was a kid!
Well, they make make these great novelty cakes in different shapes; and if you give them a photo, they'll copy it in icing!
Did you do a picture of Emma?
On a cake shaped like a bunny!
Does this bakery by any chance bake erotic cakes, for bachelorette parties?
What are you talking? -OH, MY...! They put my baby's face on a penis!
[Everyone rushes to see the cake.]
This is not funny! If I wanted this cake to be a disaster, I would have baked it myself!
Is it okay that I still think it looks delicious?
Jack
I know what you're thinking! The resemblance is uncanny!
[Everyone turns to look at Ross]
[angry] I am THIS close to tugging on my testicles again!!
[on the phone] No, this is NOT what I ordered! I drove to New Jersey to get my daughter a cake for her birthday and I need a bunny cake right now!
Ask them if it would be faster to cut the baby's face off the penis and put it on the bunny. [to himself] That is a weird sentence.
[on the phone with the bakery] Oh, believe you me, I am going to bring this cake back. I don't even want it in my home... JOEY, DON'T TOUCH IT!
I still want my daughter's face on a cake, but a bunny cake! Yellow cake, chocolate frosting with nuts!
To be fair, this one does have nuts.
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