You're gonna cook something?
Hey, I cook!
Offering people gum is not cooking.
“The One Where Ross Got High” · Season 6, Episode 9
In this episode: Joey Tribbiani (3), Ross Geller (2), Rachel Green (2), Chandler Bing (1), Monica Geller (1), Phoebe Buffay (1), Judy Geller (1), Jack (1)
[On tasting Rachel's English trifle/Shepherd's pie]
It tastes like feet!
I like it!
Are you serious?
What's not to like? Custard, good. Jam, good. Beef, GOOD!
Dad, you know that mailman you got fired? He didn't steal your Playboys, Ross did.
Yea, well Hurricane Gloria didn't break the porch swing, Monica did.
Ross hasn't worked at the museum for a year.
Monica and Chandler are living together!
Ross married Rachel in Vegas, and got divorced, AGAIN!
I love Jacques Cousteau!
I wasn't supposed to put beef in the trifle!
I wanna gooooo!
That's a lot of information to get in thirty seconds. All right, Joey, if you wanna leave, just leave. Rachel, no, you weren't supposed to put beef in the trifle. It did not taste good. Phoebe, I'm sorry, but I think Jacques Cousteau is dead. Monica, why you felt you had to hide the fact that you're in an important relationship is beyond me.
And we kinda figured about the porch swing.
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