Friends · Season 10, Episode 4
“The One with the Cake” · Season 10, Episode 4
In this episode: Ross Geller (3), Chandler Bing (2), Joey Tribbiani (2), Rachel Green (2), Monica Geller (1), Phoebe Buffay (1), Judy Geller (1), Jack (1)
Is Emma awake yet?
It's still nap time. She'll be up soon.
Where's Joey?
I said, it's still nap time.
[Joey awakes from his nap.]
There's Uncle Joey! Say something to Emma for her 18th birthday!
[starts to turn on his charm for the camera] 18, huh?
[switches off the camera] NO!
It's for her hot friends!
When they see this you'll be 52!
And starting to think about settling down!
Ross, don't forget to take a shot of Emma's cake. It's in a box in the fridge.
Sure.
[to Monica] You're going to love this cake! I got from from a bakery in New Jersey, Carino's!
That place has the creamiest frosting! I used to hitchhike there when I was a kid!
Well, they make make these great novelty cakes in different shapes; and if you give them a photo, they'll copy it in icing!
Did you do a picture of Emma?
On a cake shaped like a bunny!
Does this bakery by any chance bake erotic cakes, for bachelorette parties?
What are you talking? -OH, MY...! They put my baby's face on a penis!
[Everyone rushes to see the cake.]
Now it's a party!
This is not funny! If I wanted this cake to be a disaster, I would have baked it myself!
Is it okay that I still think it looks delicious?
Jack, look at this!
I know what you're thinking! The resemblance is uncanny!
[Everyone turns to look at Ross]
[angry] I am THIS close to tugging on my testicles again!!
[on the phone] No, this is NOT what I ordered! I drove to New Jersey to get my daughter a cake for her birthday and I need a bunny cake right now!
Ask them if it would be faster to cut the baby's face off the penis and put it on the bunny. [to himself] That is a weird sentence.
[on the phone with the bakery] Oh, believe you me, I am going to bring this cake back. I don't even want it in my home... JOEY, DON'T TOUCH IT!
I'm so confused!
I still want my daughter's face on a cake, but a bunny cake! Yellow cake, chocolate frosting with nuts!
To be fair, this one does have nuts.
While we're waiting, why don't you guys record your message to Emma?
Hi Emma. It's the year 2020. Are you still enjoying your nap?
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