Carol quotes from Friends

Ross

Everything's going to be all right.

Carol

What do you know?! No one's going up to you and saying, "Hi! Is that your nostril? Mind if we push this POT ROAST THROUGH IT?"

[To Carol] How do you like your contractions?

Carol

[with an air of false joy] Oh, they're wonderful! Each one's like a party going on in my uterus!

Ross

This is my son having lunch, OK? It's gonna happen a lot, so you'd better get used to it. Now if you have any problem with it, if you're uncomfortable, just ask questions. Carol's fine with it, now come on.

Ross

Carol?

Chandler

Carol? I was just wondering if Joey could ask you a question about breast-feeding?

Carol

Sure.

Joey

Uh, does it hurt?

Carol

It did at first, but not anymore.

Joey

Chandler?

Chandler

So, uh, how often can you do it?

Carol

As much as he needs.

Joey

Ok, I got one, I got one. Uh, if he blows into one, does the other one get bigger?