[To Monica] Come on, you're going to Bloomingdale's with Julie? That's like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship.
“The One With the Breast Milk” · Season 2, Episode 2
In this episode: Chandler Bing (2), Ross Geller (2), Joey Tribbiani (2), Rachel Green (1), Monica Geller (1), Phoebe Buffay (1), Carol (1)
[Monica wants to hide from Rachel the fact that she went shopping with Julie, so she creates an alibi.]
Phoebe, listen. You were with me and we were shopping all day.
What?
We were shopping and we had lunch.
Oh, all right. What did I have?
You had a salad.
Oh. No wonder I don't feel full.
[Enters] Hey, guys. What's up?
I went shopping with Monica all day and I had a salad.
Good, Pheebs. What'd you buy?
Umm, we went shopping for, umm, for... fur.
You went shopping for fur?
Yes... [Realizes what she said] And then I realized I'm against that... and, uh, so then we bought some... [Monica is pointing at her chest behind Rachel's back] uhh, boobs.
You bought boobs?
[Monica is yanking on her bra strap behind Rachel's back.]
Bras! We bought bras! We bought bras.
[Carol is nursing Ben]
This is the most beautiful, natural thing in the world.
Yeah, I know, but there's a baby sucking on it.
This is my son having lunch, OK? It's gonna happen a lot, so you'd better get used to it. Now if you have any problem with it, if you're uncomfortable, just ask questions. Carol's fine with it, now come on.
[They go back into the living room]
Carol?
Carol? I was just wondering if Joey could ask you a question about breast-feeding?
Sure.
Uh, does it hurt?
It did at first, but not anymore.
Chandler?
So, uh, how often can you do it?
As much as he needs.
Ok, I got one, I got one. Uh, if he blows into one, does the other one get bigger?
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