I got TiVo!
GDr. Green
What's TiVo?
It's slang for pregnant.
“The One with the Stripper” · Season 8, Episode 8
In this episode: Phoebe Buffay (2), Dr. Green (2), Joey Tribbiani (1), Rachel Green (1)
I'm sorry I won't be able to make it to your imaginary wedding, but I'm really busy that day. I already have a unicorn baptism and a leprechaun Bar Mitzvah.
[on the phone, which Rachel left on the counter] You never think of the consequences of your decisions!
[picks up the phone] Hey! I do too think about the consequences of my decisions... Well what gives you the right to- ... Go to hell!
[Joey hangs up the phone angrily]
Stupid guy on my phone.
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