Friends · Season 2, Episode 22
“The One with the Two Parties” · Season 2, Episode 22
In this episode: Chandler Bing (2), Joey Tribbiani (2), Ross Geller (1), Monica Geller (1), Dr. Green (1)
Hey, some girl just walked up to me and said, "I want you, Dennis," and stuck her tongue down my throat. I love this party.
Quick volleyball question.
Volleyball?
Yeah, we set up a court in your room. Uh, you didn't really like that grey lamp, did you?
Joey, a woman just stuck her tongue down my throat. I'm not even listening to you.
[Joey stares at Monica's fake breasts.]
Joey, they're not real.
...Uh, what?
Mine start miles beneath the surface. See. [squeezes one twice, it goes "HONK, HONK"]
Wow, it's like porno for clowns.
Hi, Dr. Green. So, how's everything in the... vascular surgery... game?
It's not a game, Ross. A woman died on my table today.
I'm sorry. See, that's the good thing about my job - all the dinosaurs on my table are already dead.
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