Chandler Bing quotes from Friends

Monica

What if the person who adopts the other one is horrible?

Chandler

What if it's not? What if it's a king?

Monica

[sarcastically] Yeah, because I hear the king is looking to adopt.

Chandler

Next time, can I say breathe?

Monica

No! The last time you did, you said it like Dracula and it scared her!

Chandler

[while Erica is giving birth] Is it really that bad?

Uh-huh. I think it's time to kick you in the nuts and see which is worse!

Joey

What kinds are they?

Monica

This is a boy and that's a girl.

Chandler

Yeah, her name's Erica.

Joey

Hey, that pregnant girl's name was Erica.

Chandler

Yeah, it's a shame you two never spent more time together.

Joey

Know any bird calls?

Chandler

Oh tons, I'm quite the woodsman.

Rachel

Do you guys have to go to the new house right away or do you have some time?

Monica

We've got some time.

Rachel

Okay, should we get some coffee?

Chandler

Sure. Where?