Know any bird calls?
Oh tons, I'm quite the woodsman.
“The Last One: Part 2” · Season 10, Episode 18
In this episode: Ross Geller (3), Rachel Green (3), Chandler Bing (2), Phoebe Buffay (2), Joey Tribbiani (1), Monica Geller (1)
Have you ever chased someone to the airport before?
Not since my cop show got canceled.
[Phoebe and Ross are driving to John F. Kennedy Airport to find Rachel. Phoebe calls Rachel and tries to convince her to get off the plane in an attempt to stall her]
[Rachel's cell phone rings] Hello?
Rachel! Oh good! Hey, by the way, did you just get on the plane?
Yeah.
[to Ross:] For what it's worth, we would've caught her if we were at the right airport.
[sarcastically] Yay...
Uh, Rach, hang on. [Phoebe holds out her phone to Ross, but he refuses to talk and repeatedly mouths "No!"]
Phoebe, is everything okay?
Um... actually, no. No, y-you have to get off the plane.
What, why?
I have this feeling that something's wrong with it. Something is wrong with the left phalange.
[A passenger sitting beside her has been eavesdropping on her conversation and shows signs of worry.]
WPWorried passenger
Um, ahem, what was that?
Oh! That was just my crazy friend. She told me I should get off the plane because she had a "feeling" that there was something wrong with the "left phalange".
WPWorried passenger
Okay, uh, that doesn't sound good.
Oh, I wouldn't worry about it. She's always coming up with stuff like this and you know what? She's almost never right.
WPWorried passenger
But she is sometimes?
Well?
[The man gets up from his seat and starts gathering his luggage from the overhead compartment.]
FAFlight attendant
Excuse me, sir? Where you going?
WPWorried passenger
Okay, I have to off this plane, okay? Uh, her friend has a feeling something's wrong with the left phalange.
[to flight attendant] Could I get some peanuts?
2P2nd passenger
What's wrong with the plane?
FAFlight attendant
There's nothing wrong with the plane...
WPWorried passenger
The left phalange.
FAFlight attendant
There's no phalange!
WPWorried passenger
Oh my...! This plane doesn't even have a phalange!
2P2nd passenger
Well I'm not flying on it.
FAFlight attendant
Ma'am, please sit down!
3P3rd passenger
What's going on?!
WPWorried passenger
We're all getting off, there is no phalange!
Ah! This is ridiculous! I-- [she sees the passengers leave the plane and decides to leave as well] Yeah, okay.
[After failing to convince Rachel to get off the plane, Ross heads to his apartment in despair and finds a message from Rachel on his answering machine.]
Ross? Hi, it's me. I just got back on the plane and I just feel awful. That is so not how I wanted things to end with us. It's just that I... wasn't expecting to see you and then all of the sudden, you're there and saying these things and... now I'm just sitting here and thinking of all the stuff I should have said and I didn't. I mean, I didn't even get to tell you that I love you too. Because of course I do. I love you... I love you... I love you... what am I doing? I love you. Oh, I've gotta see you. I've gotta get off this plane.
Oh, my god!
[to flight attendant] Okay, e-excuse me--
FAFlight attendant
Ma'am, please sit down!
No, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, but I need to get off the plane, okay? I needed to tell someone that I love them.
FAFlight attendant
Ma'am, I can't let you off the plane.
[listening to the conversation] Let her off the plane!!
FAFlight attendant
I am afraid you are gonna have to take a seat.
Oh, please miss, you don't understand!
Try to understand!!
Oh, come on, miss, isn't there any way that you could just let me off the-- [the message cuts before Rachel finishes her sentence]
No, no!! Oh, my god, did she get off the plane? Did she get off the plane?
[coming into room] I got off the plane.
You got off the plane.
[they passionately make out]
I do love you.
I love you, too, and I am never letting you go again.
Okay, because this is where I want to be. Okay, no more of this, I don't wanna mess this up again.
Me either, okay, we are done being stupid.
It's you and me, all right, this is it? You and me, this is it.
This is it. Unless we're on a break.
[awkward pause]
[to himself] Don't make jokes now...
[last lines]
Do you guys have to go to the new house right away or do you have some time?
We've got some time.
Okay, should we get some coffee?
Sure. Where?
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