Freak the Freakazoid quotes from Freakazoid!

Freakazoid

[finds a small bowl hidden behind a torch] A bowl! I found a bowl! GOOD FOR ME!

Freakazoid

FREAK IN! [while shifting back into Dexter, he still is Freakazoid] Uh-oh. [he then comes out of the stall as Oprah Winfrey)I think we have a problem here. ZOIDS! I LOOK LIKE OPRAH WINFREY! OH, FREAK OUT! Okay, let's not PANIC! Let me try it again. FREAK IN! [turns to Dexter] Yes! [shifting in as David Letterman] David Letterman?! Oh, FREAK OUT!

Freakazoid

[very depressed in a monotone way] Freak In. [shifts into Bette Milder] Oh, freak out. [shifts back into Freakazoid]

Freakazoid

I saw this once on an after school special. Mary & Sally, best friends. They did absolutely everything together. Then one day, Mary fell in with the "wrong crowd" and Mary didn't have time for Sally anymore. Sally would say, "Wanna go play a game or pretend we're kitties?" And Mary would say, "Uh-uh, I'm in with the wrong crowd!" Sally was so sad, that she ran home, climbed up a tree and started eating cookies. A ton of cookies. She got huge. Huge! HUGE! HUGE! Got any cookies, Mike?

Freakazoid

Can't see! Sun in eyes! Must talk like this!

Freakazoid

Aw, nut bunnies.

Freakazoid

Will you hug me? I'm needy.

Freakazoid

[in tough guy voice] Nothing will stand in my way!

Hey, Freakazoid! Wanna get a mint?

Freakazoid

[in normal voice] OK!

You want to see something strange and mystical?

Freakazoid

NO! GET OUTTA HERE WITH THAT WATCH! LAY OFF THE POOR BEAVERS, WILL YA?!? SHEESH! YOU'RE A CREEP! GO AWAY! WE WERE HAVING A GOOD TIME UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP, JEEPERS! UGH! GO HAVE SOME COFFEE, WITH CREAM, OR SOMETHING! BECAUSE I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING: THIS IS A HAPPY PLACE!

Pipe Down, You're Not the boss of me now!

The Lobe

No one can save you this time, Freakazoid!

Freakazoid

That's where you're wrong, Lobe! My new sidekick will save me.

The Lobe

Oh yeah? Well, where is he?

I'm right here!

Freakazoid

Handman! You've come in the nick of time!

I wouldn't let you down, Freakabazaal! Oh, I'm sorry, it's Freakazee. Uh, Freakabee.

Freakazoid

No. Freakazoid.

Freakazoy.

Freakazoid

No. Freakazoid.

Freakazee! Freeballoo! Meemalar!

Freakazoid

No. Say it with me. Frea.

Frea.

Freakazoid

Ka.

Ka.

Freakazoid

Zoid.

Peterson! No! Freakazoid! Freakazoid. [kisses up to Freakazoid]

Freakazoid

Hey, stop it! Pardon me, my mouth is a bit parched. [drinks a glass of water while Handman makes gulping noises] Aah! Thank you. That was a-very refreshing!

The Lobe

Oh, just stop!

Freakazoid

What?

The Lobe

This is stupid.

Freakazoid

You're calling my sidekick stupid?

The Lobe

That's not a proper sidekick; that's just your hand.

Freakazoid

No it isn't.

The Lobe

Yes it is!

Freakazoid

No it isn't!

The Lobe

Yes it is! It's just your hand, you simpleton!

No, take a closer look. [The Lobe does so] Closer... Closer still... Hold it right there. [punches The Lobe, knocking him into his artillery]

The scariest thing in the world would be... if all the air in the world turned to WOOD!

Okay, like, the scariest thing in the world would be... if like you went to grab something and it wasn't there!

.... Because it turned to WOOD!

Freakazoid

[grinning] The scariest thing in the world would be... if they gave Sinbad another TV show! [All the children scream and flee in terror.]

You don't really believe in that stuff, about Sinbad getting another TV show, do you Buzz?

Nah, the broadcasting industry has all sorts of safeguards to prevent that sort of thing.

Freakazoid

Uhg! Hng! Up! UP! GO UP! FLY!

Freakazoid, you don't fly.

Freakazoid

Oh, right.

Freakazoid

Well, if it isn't...

NO!

Freakazoid

What? I was just gonna say...

NO!

Don't say it!

Freakazoid

Don't say what?

Don't say his name!

Freakazoid

You mean "don't say Candle Jack"?

Freakazoid, why did you say his name?

Freakazoid

'Cause I-I wanted to do one of those funny things, like on - you ever watch F Troop? - where Agarn says "There's no way I'm wearin' a dress! Absolutely not! No dress!" And Forrest Tucker's like, "Yeah, you're wearin' that dress! You're gonna wear that dress!" And they wipe - blblblblblblblb - and Agarn's wearin' a dress!

YOO-HOO! LOCO BROTHERS! LOOK WHO'S HERE FOR YOU!

Oh, I love that bit!

We interrupt our regularly scheduled program to bring you this special report from The WB Network.

Freakazoid

What exactly is The WB? Can someone tell me this? What's it mean, The WB? The Water Bucket? The Wimpy Boy? The Wet Bananas?! I don't know! What, the Weird Butt?! What? I'm asking!

This has been a special report from The Weird Butt Network. We now join Freakazoid! already in progress.

I have traveled many millions of lightyears across forty billion galaxies to come here for the answer to a vital question that concerns the entire universe.

And what is that question?

Please tell us - that doll Barbie... what's the name of her little sister?

I think it was Pebbles.

Freakazoid

Lemme handle this. It's Skipper!

Skipper? Hmmm. [walks back inside his ship] Hey everyone, it's Skipper!

Fan Boy

I've studied everything about you! Like you like to drown your sorrows in papaya juice whenever you lose a sidekick!

Freakazoid

That's because I'm allergic to cranapple!