Cave Guy quotes from Freakazoid!

Terror grips a peaceful city. Terror that wears a loin cloth. His real name is Royce Mumphry, but police in five states know him as Cave Guy. Yes, Cave Guy: hostile, powerful, but also highly intelligent.

I subscribe to The New Yorker. [laughs snootily]

Only one hero can track down Cave Guy. Only one hero has the heart to fight this fiend. That hero is... [silhouette of Batman appears on the screen] on another network. Thus, we have no choice but to turn to this fellow. A teenage nerd, or is he...?

Now, it's our turn. [he and Kid Carrion laugh maniacally]

Freakazoid

BLABLABLABLABLABLABLAAAA! [lunges towards them as Relax-o-Vision cuts in; later, after Cave Guy and Kid Carrion are defeated]

Freakazoid

I probably blew the animation budget for the WHOLE season on that one fight.

I think it was a big mistake to run in [this sci-fi convention]; this is frightening behavior in adults. I hope none of them touches me.

[Says something in Klingon]

Go away!

Oh dear, a Klingon-to-English dictionary. You, made up a little language based off a TV show. That's not right!

[Says another phrase in Klingon while buddying up with Cave Guy]

Take me to jail, please! A Klingon is after me.