Dr. M. Mystico quotes from Freakazoid!

Freakazoid

Who are you? What have you done with the others?!

Dr. Mystico

There'll be time for questions later...

Freakazoid

No there won't; the show's over in ten minutes!

Dr. Mystico

WELL, IF YOU HADN'T WASTED ALL THAT TIME IN THE PLANE, I...!

Dr. Mystico

You will all be my guests for dinner. I trust you're hungry? I've made a casserole! Akbar! Ringo! Fatima! To the house! Schnell!

Dr. Mystico

They called me mad! Insane! WENDELL! [jumping onto table and ranting] They barred me from the universities until I had no choice but to flee here to conduct my research! Well, who's crazy now, hmmmm?! Who's mad now?! Hmmmmmmmm?! [jumping back into his seat and speaking normally] Try the casserole, Freakazoid, before it gets cold.

Dr. Mystico

I SAW THAT!

Freakazoid

What?

Dr. Mystico

That! You think I've got a clock in my head, don't you?!

Ooh!

Freakazoid

What have you done with Longhorn and Cave Guy?

Dr. Mystico

Have patience. You'll be joining them soon enough! [laughs maniacally for a moment] Sorry, I just thought of something funny...

Dr. Mystico

Brilliantly deduced! Using the likes of Freakazoid, Caveguy, The Lobe, LEONARD MALTIN!, there'll be no stopping me!

Dr. Mystico

I'll build a private army of super apes and take over Cleveland!

Don't you mean the world?

Dr. Mystico

I meant the world, yes... What did I say? Cleveland? I always do that.

Ooh!

Dr. Mystico

Now who wants to go first?

[all pointing at each other] He does!

Dr. Mystico

Why didn't you do that before we got down here? I'll deal with you all shortly. Sparkle has to tinky.