Freak the Freakazoid quotes from Freakazoid!

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Low Bridge! Everybody Down, Low Bridge! Cave guy's underwear is brown! Brown, Brown, It looks like he's got the cooties, ootie! Goodbyyyyyye! Stop ya singing now! End the singing songs, stop, go. Enough with the songs, stop, [In quite voice] Bring it down, come down...(The people come down) Everybody "Shh, Shh" On this side of the room. Everybody, Shh Shh Shh... EVERYBODY DOWN!

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Steph, you fibbed to Dex about washing your hair. If this were an afterschool special, oh, you would pay a bittersweet price for your little deceit. Like getting big oily zits! Or eating off the same plate as David Lee Roth! EW! BLUH! GOH! EW! OH! IT'S THE PLATE... AND HES BEEN ON IT! DON'T YOU UNDER... OW! THINK ABOUT IT! I'LL BE OVER TALKING TO JILL!

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Now, now, ladies, there's plenty of me for everybody - if not, I'll just have 'em draw me bigger.

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I said, give me another one. Curse your tiny paper hat!

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If I wanna blitz myself into some papaya-induced hallucination that's MY business!

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[After demonstrating the Emergency Broadcasting System] This was only a test. If there had been an actual emergency, we would have gone like this: AAH! HELP! HELP US! NO! GET US OUT OF HERE! HELP ME! HELP EVERYONE! AAH!

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Note to myself: Cut Dexter out of the main title. Buh bye!

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Hey, what is this place? [looks through binoculars] Palm Trees. Hula girls! Pineapples. Hula girls! Surfboards. Hula girls! Hula girls! Hula girls! Of course, it all adds up! I've somehow landed in Norway!

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Have I got time for another gawking-at-the-girls-through-binoculars gag? I like those! [looks through binoculars] Hula girls!

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To Destiny! Hello Destiny! I was seeing your friend Duty! He says very bad things about you!

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Good heavens. It's Rush Limbaugh. He's become a real bleeding-heart liberal and look! Euro Disney is packed! Cold fusion works! No Chevy Chase movies!

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"Hey, so I'm picking up a few bucks. Don't tell the IRS."

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[dazed] Anybody for loosemeat sanwiches?

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Ah-ha, looks like one of Cobra Queen's little pets. [turns to the officers, and says this with poor lip sync] Or maybe it was a tourist who got too much sun, I'm never sure.

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Please, let's watch the lip sync, okay?

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I thank you.

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I'm not going down there. It smells like poo-gas!