Mike Cosgrove quotes from Freakazoid!

Hey Freakazoid, wanna go build a Go-cart?

Y'know, I like jousting so much I wish I could marry it.

I want a can of hash and some coffee.

Freakazoid

[in tough guy voice] Nothing will stand in my way!

Hey, Freakazoid! Wanna get a mint?

Freakazoid

[in normal voice] OK!

Freakazoid

...And then I got sucked into the Internet, and well, here I am.

Y'know what you should do with your powers?

Freakazoid

What?

I'd become a superhero, but that's me.

Freakazoid

Nah.

You could fight crime.

Freakazoid

Nah.

Uphold the truths.

Freakazoid

Nah.

Impress the ladies.

Freakazoid

OKAY! I'll do it!

Freakazoid

Oh, we've been at this all day! I hate this.

I know, kid, but it's tradition. No superhero can refuse any request on their birthday.

IMPORTANT PLOT POINT

Freakazoid

Cosgrove, are you positive that's a superhero tradition?

What, ya think I'm fibbing? I'm a fibby-boy? I heard it somewhere. Talk to the other superheroes if you don't believe me.

Freakazoid

I can't. They're all away at some conference.

ANOTHER IMPORTANT PLOT POINT

I'm wearing blue socks.

NOT IMPORTANT

Freakazoid

If you put baking soda and vinegar together, they make a little volcano!

NOT IMPORTANT... BUT INTERESTING

One thing still bothers me. How come Vucanova has got such a rotten government?

Freakazoid

Because individual liberty is the key to good government. A good example might be your local Anubis Market.

Where customers are free to experience quality and service.

Roddy MacStew

Aye, Steff. And to choose low prices without fear or coercion.

I rest easier knowing that Anubis Markets are a division of Osiris Foods.

Food so good, you can eat it!

Freakazoid

What can I say? It kept me on the air for another season.

There man, like, you were all fouled up, and now you're cool, in the butt, haha, awesome.

You're saying strange things. Stop it.

You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb. By the way, there a heavy pillar rolling at you, I'd take care of that if I were you.

Freakazoid

I can handle a pillar.

Freakazoid

Don't let me fall into nothingness! I won't be happy there!

Few people would.

Freakazoid

HUGGBEES!

HUGGBEES!

Hey, Cut it Out!

Freakazoid

Whee-hee-hee-hee! I'm flying a plane! I'm flying a plane! Boy, being a pilot's really neato!

You're doing real good, ki- plane.

Blimp.

Brando.

Freakazoid

What's wrong?

I just remembered. I don't know how to fly.

Dr. Mystico

They called me mad! Insane! WENDELL! [jumping onto table and ranting] They barred me from the universities until I had no choice but to flee here to conduct my research! Well, who's crazy now, hmmmm?! Who's mad now?! Hmmmmmmmm?! [jumping back into his seat and speaking normally] Try the casserole, Freakazoid, before it gets cold.

Dr. Mystico

I SAW THAT!

Freakazoid

What?

Dr. Mystico

That! You think I've got a clock in my head, don't you?!

Ooh!

Freakazoid

What have you done with Longhorn and Cave Guy?

Dr. Mystico

Have patience. You'll be joining them soon enough! [laughs maniacally for a moment] Sorry, I just thought of something funny...

Dr. Mystico

Brilliantly deduced! Using the likes of Freakazoid, Caveguy, The Lobe, LEONARD MALTIN!, there'll be no stopping me!

Dr. Mystico

I'll build a private army of super apes and take over Cleveland!

Don't you mean the world?

Dr. Mystico

I meant the world, yes... What did I say? Cleveland? I always do that.

Ooh!

Dr. Mystico

Now who wants to go first?

[all pointing at each other] He does!

Dr. Mystico

Why didn't you do that before we got down here? I'll deal with you all shortly. Sparkle has to tinky.