Steff quotes from Freakazoid!

'Dat was a quite a jolt, Freak!

Freakazoid

Uhg! Hng! Up! UP! GO UP! FLY!

Freakazoid, you don't fly.

Freakazoid

Oh, right.

Freakazoid

Well, if it isn't...

NO!

Freakazoid

What? I was just gonna say...

NO!

Don't say it!

Freakazoid

Don't say what?

Don't say his name!

Freakazoid

You mean "don't say Candle Jack"?

Freakazoid, why did you say his name?

Freakazoid

'Cause I-I wanted to do one of those funny things, like on - you ever watch F Troop? - where Agarn says "There's no way I'm wearin' a dress! Absolutely not! No dress!" And Forrest Tucker's like, "Yeah, you're wearin' that dress! You're gonna wear that dress!" And they wipe - blblblblblblblb - and Agarn's wearin' a dress!

YOO-HOO! LOCO BROTHERS! LOOK WHO'S HERE FOR YOU!

Oh, I love that bit!

Come, she awaits. [While passing every pillar in the restaurant, Dexter changes into Michael Jackson, Barney the Dinosaur, and The Skipper from Gilligan's Island]

I have your date.

That's not my date.

Well, of course he is? [gasps] "Skipper" Alan Hale!

Freakazoid

Oh, no. [in Alan Hale's voice] GOODBYE, LIL' BUDDIES!

Here! I've found him.

That's still not my date.

Well, of... [gasps as he sees Freakazoid as Judge Lance Ito] Your Honor, I'm so sorry.

Freakazoid

[depressedly] Me too. See ya.

I THINK I'M GOING CRAZY!

One thing still bothers me. How come Vucanova has got such a rotten government?

Freakazoid

Because individual liberty is the key to good government. A good example might be your local Anubis Market.

Where customers are free to experience quality and service.

Roddy MacStew

Aye, Steff. And to choose low prices without fear or coercion.

I rest easier knowing that Anubis Markets are a division of Osiris Foods.

Food so good, you can eat it!

Freakazoid

What can I say? It kept me on the air for another season.